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jeepbeef:

Topping the #RTI by @mr_toastye “crazy kustom #jeep #cherokee..bad ass rig at off-road shop! #mr_toastye  #liftedtrucks #liftedtrucksdirtysluts  #jeepbeef #trucksmagazine”

jeepbeef:

Topping the #RTI by @mr_toastye “crazy kustom #jeep #cherokee..bad ass rig at off-road shop! #mr_toastye #liftedtrucks #liftedtrucksdirtysluts #jeepbeef #trucksmagazine”

herculeslover:

How pretty every day can be.

herculeslover:

How pretty every day can be.

geek-studio:

Vodka Cherry Pokeballs by BigEatsBen

Your "beautiful" woman is far from that. XD

Anonymous

Really? You don’t have the guts to not be anon. I know who the fuck you are. 

Apr 7
hipsterpornproject:

Hipster porn for ALL!

hipsterpornproject:

Hipster porn for ALL!

Apr 7
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

Apr 7
My gf is the shit and better than yours

My gf is the shit and better than yours

Apr 6
Apr 6
My gf is the shit and better than yours

My gf is the shit and better than yours